Krisis at Kristmas? Not with the Kaptain in komand. Kool weather, kool tunes, kool Karrot. Kustom krafted for kognosientti kruisers of the korridors of kower. Don't fear the kreaper. Kuddle up to the Iyatola of Rock an' Rolla. Kosey with the krew who knew. Khushti from his mushti. Get down, make duvets. inKrease da peace. Krucial, kiddies, krucial.